twin thrusters (not sex)
August 9th, 2006
where i normally live, we have a really slow internet connection and it’s restricted to a computer lab. no wireless. therefore, i can’t really do anything i want publicly looked at (i.e., porn, certain threads on the ubb, and online poker). however, from time to time (once before now, and now, so twice) i am in a different place doing a different albeit related job where there is faster internet service and its in a home with a private room for me to jerk off in. there used to be a knuckle paw but she’s gone now.
anyway, so i logged into play poker on pacific poker (now illegal in the state of washington), and deposited the minimum $50. i noticed my account now said $110. i though this must be a mistake, and checked the history. no, no mistake, a fucking $60 bonus for “coming back” (i wasn’t willingly not playing, i was just in a place where i couldn’t. although, technically i’m not supposed to be playing now either, due to a recent law). anyway. so with $110 in cyberhand, i immediately started raping away and then cashed out $75, leaving about $75 in play. then i realized they’d updated the software and you could play at more than one table at at time. oh dip. so now i’m up even more, and i tried to balance two hands and type this at the same time, but i figured i wasn’t performing optimally at either task.
current living situation - 2.5/5
poker bonus - 5/5
winning more - 5/5
thinking about jacking off while playing poker - 1/5
jacking off while playing poker - TBA
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